Usually shortened to APE, and the most potent strain we carry — by a clear margin. Lab-tested dried magic mushrooms and microdose capsules, for people who already know how they respond.
Albino Penis Envy is an albino variant of the Penis Envy line, itself already known for unusually high psilocybin content relative to other Psilocybe cubensis varieties. The albino trait gives it its pale, almost ghostly appearance; the Penis Envy lineage gives it the potency.
It grows more slowly and yields less than most cubensis strains, which is part of why it costs what it does and why supply is less predictable across the market generally.
Reports consistently describe it as more intense and more visual than Golden Teacher, with a faster onset. It rewards preparation and a considered setting rather than a spontaneous decision.
Weight is not a reliable guide across strains. This is the mistake that catches people out, and it catches them out specifically with APE.
A quantity of Albino Penis Envy that looks identical to a quantity of Golden Teacher on a scale can produce a substantially stronger effect. If you have a dose you're comfortable with on a milder strain, matching that number with APE is not a like-for-like swap — it's a meaningful step up.
The practical advice is dull and it works: size down from whatever you'd normally take, and treat your first APE experience as a recalibration rather than a repeat.
Our dosing calculator gives a weight-based range. With this strain specifically, start at the low end of it.
Albino Penis Envy is available as dried magic mushrooms sold by weight — $100 for 5 grams, $180 for 10, $320 for 20 and $450 for 30 — and as microdose capsules in 150 mg, 300 mg and 600 mg, in packs from 10 to 80.
Everything is lab-tested before it ships. Orders placed before 2:00 PM PT on a business day go out the same day, in plain unbranded packaging.
More on the general FAQ. Other strains: Golden Teacher · Enigma
Our dosing calculator turns your body weight into a starting range, or text us and we'll help you pick.
